Trying to leave Tumblr and go to sleep…
Cristiano Ronaldo in the waiting room…
When you’ve eaten too much watermelon…
When you are “studying” and hear mom walking up the stairs…
Trying to eat a hot french fry…
When a boring guy on a date starts telling me one of his “fantastic stories”…
Keep that wine coming…
Going to the toilet in a bar and touching the dirty doorknob…
When an ugly guy starts hitting on me in a bar…
Faking being a Lesbian like a Boss…
How everyone found out Dumbledore was gay…
When my parents tell me to leave some of the cake for the guests I’m like…
